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You talk to God youre religious. -Jonathan Carroll Being in a relationship is precisely as undesirable as being single. True love is singing karaoke Under Pressure and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.

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Love is easy when youre already loved by the best Boyfriend anyone could ever hope for. The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them be good at taking orders Erma Bombeck. Funny christian relationship quotes SHARE.

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Whenever youre right shut up Ogden Nash American poet 3. Hitler had millions Jesus had 12. 412 quotes have been tagged as repentance.

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His repentance was saving a bottle from immediate consumption. Above all keep loving one another earnestly since love covers a multitude of sins. What did Jonahs family say when he told them about what happened before reaching Nineveh.

Well sometimes what He provides is the ability to smile in the face of everything knowing He is going to do what we cannot. Anonymous Heaven goes by favor. The number of followers you have doesnt make you better than anyone else.

-Unknown Relationships give us a reason to live. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave and unless there is peace and joy and freedom for you there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me.

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